Counterfeit Money

 

 

Counterfeit money,

How funny.

Printed up on your computer,

To pay you child’s tutor.

The high-tech moneymaker,

So you can pay the baker.

Color-shifting ink? Just grand!

How are you gonna support your band?

Now there is a watermark!

Can you hear the police dogs bark?

Hope you remembered the security thread?

Or you’ll have a cot for a bed.

Counterfeiting money is such a pain.

If you try it you’re insane!